Mothers Throughout History: Sponsored by the 14" Mother Tesla Gong


by Unlimited Staff April 25, 2017

ANNOUNCER VO:
Hello! And welcome back to everyone's favorite panel discussion game show- 'Mothers Throughout History'. Today we are pleased and honored to welcome Whistler's Mother a.k.a. Mother Whistler, Mother Tesla and Mother Edison. Welcome ladies-

MOTHERS: Thank you sweetie. It's a real pleasure to be here.

ANNOUNCER:
Alright, let's get started, Mother Whistler- although the likeness of you captured by your son James is actually titled Composition in Grey and Black No. 1, your motherly qualities shown through, resulting in the piece becoming popularly known as Whistler's Mother! Any comments?

MOTHER WHISTLER:
I couldn't be more proud of my darling boy.

ANNOUNCER:
What's this? Mother Edison and Mother Tesla seemed to be getting into a bit of a heated discussion.

MOTHER EDISON:
I was only saying my boy can't help it if he is a genius-

MOTHER TESLA:
And I was saying your little Tommy possesses a genius for bullying that only a mother could love. Could we play the footage I brought along?

ANNOUNCER:
Sure let's see it below.

AUDIENCE. Booooooooooooo!!!!

MOTHER EDISON:
No, no- the pachyderm was only exhausted from too much dancing. I warned my boy about the dangers of dancing-

MOTHER TESLA:
You would never find my boy engaging in such horrific shenanigans. He only wanted to improve the world by providing free electricity and wireless technology for everyone.

MOTHER TESLA:
My son was a visionary and I couldn't be more proud.

MOTHER EDISON:
My son was an executive and I couldn't be more rich.

MOTHER WHISTLER:
My son had an eye for composition and he always looked out for me.

ANNOUNCER:
Thank you ladies. Now let's take a break for a word from our sponsor-

AGING MOVIE STAR VOICE OVER:
Gongs Unlimited is proud to sponsor 'Mothers Throughout History'. Our 14" Mother Tesla Gong is the perfect addition to any mother's home.

It is an unlathed gong giving it a cohesive, unobtrusive look, but can be dressed up with a famous green raincoat much like the one worn by our lovely model BELOW to give it that stylish pizzazz that mothers crave.

It gives off a darker, rumbling tone that is the perfect accompaniment for baking cookies or knitting afghans.




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