About Gongs Unlimited - The World's Happiest Gong Sellers
The Malletheads at Gongs Unlimited are always happy to help you with everything Gong! We are in resonance with you. We are all the little bangs after the Big Bang.
We've been selling gongs since 2004 and we are still, after all these years, deliriously charming over the phone and via email. We can't guarantee any of the Malletheads will be up at 2 AM but if we are, we'll be happy to listen to your questions or your sick gong and suggest a way to cure it without antibiotics.
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Gongs Unlimited exists for many reasons, not the least of which are:
We love sound and fun and music and spiritual healing
We enjoy sending round metal objects around the globe
Gongs ain't easy to find. You just can't walk into the mall and find one, Girl Scouts ain't selling them like cookies, they're not like kisses from your Grandma. Gongs Unlimited is here to be the Girl Scout Grandma of Gongs! We are here to hold your hand and get you the right gong! XOXO.
What a wonderful world it would be if, instead of smartphones to text each other, we only used gongs! And imagine how much the Earth would cool off, if the only vehicles on the road were delivery trucks, delivering gongs we bought on the interstellarnet?!
Sure, maybe it sounds a little crazy, but when you're like us, doing gong hits all day, you come up with some pretty interesting ideas.
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